Had some emails in on the skinny posts about what to wear:
“Choose fabrics that are thick or heavy. Wools, thick corduroys when in fashion look great and make you instantly bigger” – Carl
Cargo pants are a smart option because the pockets on the side make you look bigger, which is why they look stupid on fat people” – Tom
“Never wear a think tie – only narrow, pencil ones. You’ll look smaller the broader your tie is” – Justin
